am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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