went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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