A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My cat gives me a boner
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
