I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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