The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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