Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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