my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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