Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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