therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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