i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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