I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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