i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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