I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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