If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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