how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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