ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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