so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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