talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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