But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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