oh god the rape fog is back!
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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