You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
this hospital has no fireball
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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