Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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