just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
