I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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