Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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