She's JV to your varsity
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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