Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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