She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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