AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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