I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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