I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My penis needs a shock collar
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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