You work out of a Hotel?
its not stalking. its research.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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