I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
not ubering you a puppy
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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