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Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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