I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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