I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
