Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you are never too drunk for berry picking
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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