I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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