He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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