i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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