I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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