Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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