Sry I called you an 8
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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