Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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