I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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