Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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