I'm going to jail i love you
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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