i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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