I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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