when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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