Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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