Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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