Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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