Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
My Sexting was not on an AP level
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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