Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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